Seriously?

My last post was supposed to make fun of Browns fans by making fun of their quarterback, Brady Quinn.

There are no more Browns fans, so it was an epic miscalculation.

Not funny.

frictionlesssuperfeet: danieleric: welcometothisblogbitch: cop...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:35:46 -0500

frictionlesssuperfeet:

danieleric:

welcometothisblogbitch:

copycats:

“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” - Neil Young
originally by Will Smith
(posted by sometimesagreatnotion)

This might just be the best cover I have ever posted. Neil Young played this last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, and the universe was complete.

Hopefully this is a sign that everyone will stop laughing derisively when l say that Late Night With Jimmy Fallon is a damn good show.

1) I don’t seem to recall you saying that before

2) I completely agree with you, despite the fact I don’t like Jimmy Fallon at all

3) Slow Jam the News is the best segment ever

How could you watch that and “not like Jimmy Fallon at all”?!

Craig Ferguson is better.

(via sparkus) GO BROWNS!

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:56:07 -0500

(via sparkus)

GO BROWNS!

thedailywhat: Above: Adidas Originals x Star Wars:...

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 04:43:19 -0500

thedailywhat:

Above: Adidas Originals x Star Wars: Stormtrooper kicks.

Need. Now.

Shiny Suds I saw this the other day and forgot to post it. It...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:00:27 -0500

Shiny Suds

I saw this the other day and forgot to post it. It features pervy soap bubbles.

Loofa!

menstrom: MVP! MVP! When I sat behind the visitor’s...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:50:27 -0500

menstrom:

MVP! MVP!

When I sat behind the visitor’s dugout at a Cleveland/Twins game, I said some horrible things about his mother. Now I can say I said horrible things to the MVP about his mother.

krisitay: “Barack Obama, he wrote in two books describing in...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 14:42:12 -0500

krisitay:

“Barack Obama, he wrote in two books describing in detail exactly what he was gonna do.”

“And what did the books describe?”

“Oh well, you know, his Marxism, Leninism, Socialism…”

Reblog for the guy in the Steelers jacket looking like a douche.

(Secret shame for the OSU fans)

mattgorman: fittythebone: not-ean: sarahschneider: And this,...

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:11:37 -0500

mattgorman:

fittythebone:

not-ean:

sarahschneider:

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what professional football is all about.

UPDATE: Postian Headline: Bear Assed.

POSTIAN HEADLINE UPDATE: How Em-Bear-Ass-ing.

The dark side of the moon

I see a bad moon rising

It’s a wonderful night for a moon dance?

Ever danced with the devil in the pale* moonlight?

*Not really pale. I just wanted to join the party.

You might be from Michigan if...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:07:40 -0500

january20:

stephtronic:

1. “Vacation” means going up north on I-75.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more
than once.
4. You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same
day.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events
(including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and
garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your
girlfriend knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit
over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the
potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter,
still winter and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping i! s a sta tue of
a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking
age.
15. Down South to you means Ohio.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his
new pole barn.
18. You go out to fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to
frost.
20. You have more miles on your snow blower than
your car.
21. You find 0 degrees “a little chilly.”
22 You drink pop and bake with soda.
23. Your doctor tells you to drink Vernors and you
know it’s not medicine.
24. You know what a Yooper is.
25. You think owning a Honda is Un-American. (People really do get shit.)
26. You know that UP is a place, not a direction
27. You know it’s possible to live in a thumb.
28. You understand that when visiting Detroit, the
best thing to wear is a Kevlar vest. (hahaha)
29. You actually understand these jokes, and you
forward them to all your Michigan friends.
30. …even though the war against Ohio officially ended nearly 200 years ago, you still consider it an ongoing battle.

#30 is where it’s at.

I’ve seen at least half of these on “You know you’re from Cleveland” lists.

jheath: rdmcgeorge: jheath, as a big Letterman fan, Everlong...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 04:03:57 -0500

jheath:

rdmcgeorge:

jheath, as a big Letterman fan, Everlong will always hold a special place for me. Letterman fan or not, this has to be about the best introduction a band could receive, right?

Note: This was Dave’s first show after the quintuple bypass.

well sir, as both a Foo Fighters fan AND a Letterman fan, this video is just straight up awesome.

smallerthings: Things I Wish I Had Right Now: a Gin and...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:47:44 -0500

smallerthings:

Things I Wish I Had Right Now: a Gin and Tonic.

I spent the last three days with a bottle of Beefeater, some tonic, and a bit of lime juice. It was good.

kristynseda: I can now guarantee I’m having a better night than...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 20:46:42 -0500

kristynseda:

I can now guarantee I’m having a better night than you.

Win.

Can’t believe I missed this.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:37:09 -0500

Can’t believe I missed this.

If I were Tate Forcier, I would consider a change of hobbies....

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:23:49 -0500

If I were Tate Forcier, I would consider a change of hobbies. And maybe being put under suicide watch for the next 24 hours.

january20: The McCoys - Hang On Sloopy My favorite part of the...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:18:23 -0500

january20:

The McCoys - Hang On Sloopy

My favorite part of the game was when a group of OSU fans held up a banner saying “RICH RODRIGUEZ, WE LOVE YOU!”

Klenk: You just lost the Game. (Six straight, if you’re...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:15:52 -0500

Klenk: You just lost the Game.

(Six straight, if you’re keeping track)