"One former conquest raved that sleeping with Jeff Goldblum was like being caught in a flesh storm with a 90% chance of satisfaction."

Jeff Goldblum, reciting his own eulogy on The Colbert Report (via soupsoup) (via not-ean)

This is why Jeff Goldblum is one of my favorite people of all time.

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I’ve always held Jeff Goldblum in the highest regards.