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I think the ultimate test for your current job is: Would you do it for free?

If your answer is no, you should consider what you are doing. (via tightgrip)

What the hell is this, Russia? I call shenanigans. There isn’t a single job on the face of the earth that I would do for free. Professional athletes are constantly seeking out a larger contract, and even Hugh Heffner collects a paycheck. Your job is not your life. No matter how much I like my job, it is mainly a vehicle that allows me to pursue my ambitions outside the office—namely, esteem and financial security. I have never in my life seen a more naïve and myopic statement.

(via menstrom)

Couldn’t agree more, Enstrom.

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» The Douchiest Phone Message In History

Apparently the backstory is that a douchebag approached a girl, Olga, on the street, they talked for all of two minutes, and she gave him her card. He gave her a call, left these douchetastic messages, and she never called back. Enjoy the douchery.

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Believing there is no God gives me more room for belief in family, people, love, truth, beauty, sex, Jell-O and all the other things I can prove and that make this life the best life I will ever have. There is No God
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Jessie’s Girl - CollegeHumor video

I really liked this for a few reasons:

1. Rick Springfield depicted as a coked-up perv.

2. I love that song.

3. Maybe it’s just because I’m alone and drinking gin.

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I am aware that I may get public mockary for this post....BUUUUUT

amandalynferri:

Can you guys please tell me what your favorite ska albums are? It doesn’t matter which wave of ska, I am interested in all. I have recently been listening to a lot lately, but realize that I have very few ska albums past ‘99.

Streetlight Manifesto - Everything Goes Numb. I do enjoy a spot of ska once in a blue moon.

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To Catch A Predator with a laugh track. I hope it brings you as much joy as it has brought me.
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Seven words I can say on my blog

menstrom:

Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

RIP George Carlin

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I found this ESPN headline hilarious, in a dark, evil sort of way.
I found this ESPN headline hilarious, in a dark, evil sort of way.
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kevinslane:

caseyliz:

ericlodwick:

patrickmoberg:
New Girl Talk album, ‘Feed the Animals’. Pay what you want pricing.

Yes!


Oh my Christ, it’s great.

kevinslane:

caseyliz:

ericlodwick:

patrickmoberg:

New Girl Talk album, ‘Feed the Animals’. Pay what you want pricing.

Yes!

Oh my Christ, it’s great.

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Nicotine vs Brain

  • Brain: These are bad for me.
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
  • Brain: They're polluting my body.
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
  • Brain: The simple fact is that I can live without them.
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
  • Brain: I don't need...
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
  • Brain: Yeah, but...
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
  • Brain: I...
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
  • Brain: Fine!
  • *smokes cigarette*
  • Brain: There. Now I'll just stop and...
  • Nicotine: Shut up.
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