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One Reason You Shouldn’t Go to Afghanistan With a Beard
Your facial hair says something about you in Afghanistan — especially if you’re a foreign soldier.
(via: Foreign Policy)
Dude looks like a boss.
Richard Bloch,
Naphtha-Plant Treater
I got a Dislike button as an early Christmas gift.
It’s an add-on for Firefox users, here’s the link.
Did you ever watch Sex and the City? Of course you did. You know how in the pilot Carrie tries out having sex like a man? Just completely disconnected and unattached? Well, I’ve been single since July, and it is the first time I’ve ever really been properly single for five years, since before I lost my virginity. I have only ever had sex with people I was dating or trying to date or who were trying to date me. And now I want to have sex like a man. I just want to meet an attractive guy, or pick one i already know, fuck him like crazies, then act like it never happened. One of my roommates keeps getting dicked-over by these hippie-type guys we know who have a lot of vegan potlucks involving massage rings and cuddle puddles. clearly, these are not guys looking to commit, I figure, this sounds like a good market. With any luck, I’ll report back upon my success.
Come to Columbus and call me…?
-Chris Rock, during the Cleveland/New York game on ESPN
I was going to say something negative about ESPN interviewing NYC celebrities who all think LeBron will go to NYC. Fortunately Chris Rock broke the tension.
(via fuckyeahcleveland)
